The Richest Man on Earth
Forbes magazine leads you to believe the richest man on earth is William Henry Gates the Third, good old Bill Gates. Others will tell you the richest man on earth is Ingvar Kamprad the founder of Ik...
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by: Elvis Preston King
Forbes magazine leads you to believe the richest man on earth is William Henry Gates the Third, good old Bill Gates. Others will tell you the richest man on earth is Ingvar Kamprad the founder of Ikea.
The Association of Sexually Starved Western Men will tell you that the richest man on earth is in fact a new king. His name is Elvis Preston King. Why is Elvis the richest man on earth? Elvis hold the world’s record of the most young beautiful girlfriends of any man on earth. Elvis is the world’s top playboy. The Association of Sexually Starved Western Men did a survey and found that 99.8996% of their members would rather be in Elvis Preston King’s bed than either Bill Gates or Ingvar Kamprads shoes.
Money is not everything but sexy girl after girl after girl is everything according to the men from AOSSWM! It seems that it’s becoming more and more difficult for Western Men to get laid. The Western Women’s Association of Hard to Get Women confirmed that the men from The Association of Sexually Starved Western Men aren’t getting laid!
The women from WWAOHTGW send a message to the men at AOSSWM. A few famous quotes from just a couple of the girls:
“All men are rapists and that’s all they are” -- Marilyn French Author, “The Women’s Room”
“My feelings about men are the result of my experience. I have little sympathy for them. Like a Jew just released from Dachau, I watch the handsome young Nazi soldier fall writhing to the ground with a bullet in his stomach and I look briefly and walk on. I don’t even need to shrug. I simply don’t care. What he was, as a person, I mean, what his shames and yearnings were, simply don’t matter.” -- Marilyn French, in “The Women’s Room”
“Heterosexual intercourse is the pure, formalized expression of contempt for women’s bodies.” -- Andrea Dworkin
Dr Greer (denying that she said it): “I have a great deal of difficulty with the idea of the ideal man. As far as I'm concerned, men are the product of a damaged gene. They pretend to be normal but what they’re doing sitting there with benign smiles on their faces is they’re manufacturing sperm. They do it all the time. They never stop.
“The institution of sexual intercourse is anti-feminist” -- Ti-Grace Atkinson “Amazon Odyssey” (p. 86
Sharon Stone: On David Letterman presenting a top ten list of ways to keep your man. “Number 10: Regularly beat him on the head with your shoe. The more famous and powerful I get the more power I have to hurt men.”
I believe that women have a capacity for understanding and compassion which a man structurally does not have, does not have it because he cannot have it. He’s just incapable of it.” -- Former Congresswoman Barbara Jordan
“Who cares how men feel or what they do or whether they suffer? They have had over 2000 years to dominate and made a complete hash of it. Now it is our turn. My only comment to men is, if you don’t like it, bad luck - and if you get in my way I’ll run you down.”
Signed: Liberated Women, Boronia
Herald-Sun, Melbourne, Australia - 9 February 1996
What’s a MAN to do? …..Call Elvis Preston King
About The Author
Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn’t want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. His office is based out of Los Angeles, Ca. You can email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours.
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